Comparison · Function Health vs UK options

Function Health UK alternative: the honest answer, and the British equivalent

Function Health is the most talked-about blood testing membership in America: 100-plus biomarkers for $365 a year, a mid-year retest, and a dashboard your podcast of choice will not stop mentioning. If you are searching for it from the UK, here is the short version: you cannot use it here. Its blood testing runs through Quest Diagnostics, a US laboratory network with no UK presence. What you can do is get the same depth of testing, with a professional venous draw, in 103 British clinics, with a written report in 48 hours rather than four weeks.

Comparison based on Function Health's public pricing and FAQ, checked September 2026. We are one of the providers compared and have tried to be fair, including where Function is the better choice.

0Function Health blood draw locations in the UK
114biomarkers in a single TrueVitals Ultimate draw
48 hrsto a full written report, vs 3 to 4 weeks
£349one-off, no membership, no renewal

What Function Health is

A very good American product that stops at the American border

Credit where it is due. Function Health took the idea that a healthy person should know 100 of their own numbers, not the 12 a doctor orders when something is already wrong, and turned it into a mainstream membership. For $365 a year (it was $499 until late 2025) a member gets a 100-plus biomarker panel drawn at one of 2,000-plus Quest Diagnostics sites, a mid-year retest of around 60 of those markers, a clinician-written summary, a dashboard, and paid add-on tests on top. In 2025 it bought Ezra, the full-body MRI company, and Ezra's imaging arrived in London in January 2026, which is why "Function Health UK" searches have jumped.

But the imaging is the only part that crossed the Atlantic. Function's blood testing is built on Quest, and Quest does not operate in the UK. There is no UK sign-up, no UK draw site, and no way to post a sample across the ocean. A British searcher who wants what Function offers needs a British provider that matches it on the things that matter: how many markers, how the blood is taken, how fast and how well it is explained, and what it costs.

Side by side

Function Health vs TrueVitals, on the things that decide it

 Function Health (US)TrueVitals Ultimate (UK)TrueVitals Signature (UK)
Available in the UKNo. Blood draws via Quest Diagnostics, US only.Yes. 103 UK clinics, or at home across 200+ areas.Yes. Randox Health clinics UK and Ireland.
Biomarkers per draw100+ on the first draw; ~60 repeated mid-year ("160+ tests" across both)114 in one draw230 in one draw
Price$365 a year (about £275), membership, auto-renews. Add-ons extra.£349 one-off plus £19 clinic draw or £39 at home. No membership.£799 all in, clinic draw included.
SampleVenous draw at Quest, or at-home draw for a feeVenous draw by a registered phlebotomistVenous draw at a Randox clinic, physical measurements included
Time to full resultsResults trickle in over days; complete set typically 3 to 4 weeks, then a clinician summaryFull report and dashboard within 48 hours of the lab receiving your sampleAround 12 working days
The reportDashboard with ranges plus a clinician-written summary; AI chat and "Protocols"30-plus page written report: every marker explained, cross-system patterns, lifestyle quiz layered in, reviewed by a medical professionalSame report, deeper panel
RetestingOne ~60 marker retest included per year, must be used before renewalHealth Plans: 2, 3 or 4 full 114-marker tests a year, each report compared to the lastHealth Plans available
ImagingEzra full-body MRI, now available in the UK separatelyBlood onlyBlood only

Function Health details from functionhealth.com pricing and FAQ pages as of September 2026; currency conversion approximate. TrueVitals figures are current list prices.

The markers people want

The reason people want Function is the markers a GP never orders. Every one of them is in Ultimate.

Strip away the branding and Function's appeal is a specific list: the cardiovascular, metabolic and hormonal markers that predict disease years early and that no standard check-up includes. Here is that list, and where it sits in a TrueVitals panel.

ApoB and Lp(a)

The two cardiovascular markers that outperform cholesterol. ApoB counts the particles that actually cause plaque; Lp(a) is genetic, affects one in five people, and the NHS does not test it. Both in Ultimate. Heart health blood test guide.

Fasting insulin and HOMA-IR

Insulin resistance shows here 10 to 15 years before HbA1c moves. This is the marker Function members most often cite as the one that changed their behaviour. In Ultimate. Prediabetes guide.

Full thyroid with antibodies

TSH, Free T4, Free T3 and the antibodies that catch Hashimoto's before TSH changes. In Advanced and Ultimate. Thyroid guide.

hs-CRP and inflammation

High-sensitivity CRP for the low-grade inflammation behind cardiovascular and metabolic risk. In every TrueVitals panel.

Complete hormones

Testosterone, SHBG, oestradiol, cortisol, DHEA-S, LH, FSH, prolactin, progesterone. Ultimate carries the full set for men and women. Hormone guide.

Nutrients, iron, liver, kidney, tumour markers

Vitamin D, B12, folate, magnesium, full iron studies, liver enzymes, cystatin C kidney function, PSA or CA-125, immunoglobulins, and urinalysis. All in Ultimate.

Two markers Function includes that Ultimate does not: homocysteine and a handful of extended lipid sub-fractions. Both are in the Signature panel. If those specifically are why you want Function, Signature is the honest recommendation. See every biomarker by panel.

Where it differs

Three things a UK panel does that a US membership cannot

One draw, one report, two days

Function's results arrive in pieces over three to four weeks and the clinician summary comes at the end. A TrueVitals report is written once, on the complete data set, and delivered within 48 hours, so the cross-system reading (what your iron is doing to your thyroid, what your cortisol is doing to your insulin) is done on everything at once.

The report explains, not just displays

A dashboard shows you a number against a range. A TrueVitals report explains every marker in plain English, connects the patterns, layers in your lifestyle quiz, and is reviewed by a medical professional before it reaches you. See a sample report.

No membership, no renewal

You pay for the test you want when you want it. If you want a yearly rhythm with real retests rather than a partial mid-year top-up, Health Plans give you two, three or four full panels a year at a lower price per test, each compared against the last. Health Plans.

The UK equivalent

Three panels. Every one goes deeper than a Function draw.

Advanced

74 biomarkers · £269

Full thyroid with antibodies, ApoB, hs-CRP, full iron studies, core hormones, liver, kidney, vitamins, HbA1c. Already more than most UK competitors' top panel.

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Closest to Function

Ultimate

114 biomarkers · £349

Everything in Advanced plus Lp(a), fasting insulin and HOMA-IR, the complete hormone set, tumour markers, immunoglobulins, cystatin C and urinalysis. More markers than Function's first draw, in one visit, with a 48-hour report.

View Ultimate

Signature

230 biomarkers · £799

Processed by Randox. Adds homocysteine, extended apolipoproteins, autoimmune, digestive and neurological screening, plus physical measurements. The deepest private panel in the UK.

View Signature

Clinic draw £19 at 103 UK clinics. At-home phlebotomist £39 across 200+ areas. Pay monthly available. No GP referral needed.

Honest comparison

When Function Health is the better choice

If you live in the United States, Function is excellent value and we would not try to talk you out of it: $365 for a 100-plus marker draw and a mid-year retest is cheaper per year than most UK options, and the Quest network is genuinely everywhere. If you split your time between the two countries, a US membership plus a UK Ultimate once a year is a reasonable combination. And if what you actually want is imaging, Ezra's MRI is now available in London and does something no blood test can.

For everyone in the UK who wants the blood testing, the honest position is that Function is not an option, and the choice is between British providers. Among those, the question is depth per draw, sample quality and how well the results are explained. See how every UK provider compares on exactly those.

FAQs

Function Health UK questions

Is Function Health available in the UK?

Not for blood testing. Function's panels are drawn through Quest Diagnostics, which operates in the United States only, and there is no UK sign-up. The imaging side of the business, Ezra, launched in London in January 2026 and offers full-body MRI in the UK separately.

What is the UK equivalent of Function Health?

The closest like-for-like is a comprehensive one-visit panel with a venous draw and a full written report. TrueVitals Ultimate tests 114 biomarkers, more than Function's first draw, for £349 one-off with a report in 48 hours. Signature tests 230 for £799. Both are available across the UK without a membership.

How much does Function Health cost?

$365 a year as of late 2025, reduced from $499. That includes a 100-plus biomarker panel and a mid-year retest of around 60 markers, with additional tests sold as add-ons. Pricing checked September 2026.

How many biomarkers does Function Health test?

Around 100 on the annual baseline draw, plus about 60 of the same markers repeated mid-year, which Function describes as "160+ tests". A TrueVitals Ultimate panel tests 114 distinct biomarkers in one draw; Signature tests 230.

Does TrueVitals test the same markers as Function Health?

The markers that make Function popular, ApoB, Lp(a), fasting insulin, HOMA-IR, hs-CRP, full thyroid with antibodies, complete hormones, nutrients and iron, are all in Ultimate. Homocysteine and extended lipid sub-fractions, which Function includes, are in Signature.

Is a membership better than a one-off test?

It depends on whether you want a rhythm. Function's membership includes a partial retest; TrueVitals Health Plans offer two, three or four full panels a year at a lower price per test, with each report compared to the last, and without auto-renewal. For a single baseline, a one-off Ultimate is the simpler and cheaper route.

Can I send a UK blood sample to Function Health?

No. Function does not accept external samples and its laboratory partner is US-based. UK testing has to be done through a UK laboratory network.

Function-level testing, in the UK, with a report in 48 hours

74 to 230 biomarkers. Venous draw at 103 UK clinics or at home. Explained in plain English, reviewed by a medical professional, no membership.